I just drove past a church sign that said “Dare to go deep with Jesus!” and had a picture of a dancing Jesus. I’m laughing so hard I might crash.
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
“what’s your email”
“eatmypussy6969@gmail.com”
givin ‘da look’
damn a nigga bout to get ssssome.
I’m by no means a professional jogger or anything. I’m way out of shape. But I’ve suddenly taken a liking to jogging—it’s such a stress reliever. Feel like poop? Jog. Feel angry? Jog it out.
I love it and hate it at the same time. I love how i feel after and how I feel relaxed. But running fucking sucks and i hate not being able to breathe and getting cramps. Hopefully it’ll get easier. Still working on losing 20 pounds before school starts again.
you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop
Oh my god
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